If you’re like most American runners, you grew up with dreams of becoming a professional athlete. But, like most Americans, discovered training is kinda hard, so you turned your sights on something anyone can do to achieve fame, fortune and followers. First you blogged. Then you ‘grammed. Then you even podcasted. But that big sponsorship never seemed to materialize.
And that is no fair!
Everyone who has ever run is a serious runner. Every runner deserves a special port-a-potty. And every runner is just as inspiring as an Olympian. Sure maybe you don’t actually take running that seriously, and maybe you haven’t dedicated your life to the sport. Maybe you don’t even know what the rules are, but so what? You deserve all the adjectives, perks, and respect you bigly dream of.
Normally, getting signed as a professional athlete requires years of intense training, many sacrifices, incredibly hard work, good genes, and toughness beyond the wildest dreams of mere mortals. Remember when sport was about pushing the physical limits of humankind?
Not anymore! Now you—yes you!—can have it all with a spot on the SaltyValu™ Pro® Running Team. Read more >>