Do you have coworkers, families, roommates, kids, pets, partners and various corporations competing for your attention? Do you spend most of your days at work in a box with the same people day in and out, the stress and animosity growing between you like a brood of sea monkeys?
Togetherness is overrated. That’s why this year, we have named June 7th the first annual Run By Yourself Where Nobody Can Bother You Day, brought to you by the sponsor that guarantees it will never be a bother to you*, SaltyValu™.
*SaltyValu™ may occasionally collect all your data and sell it to pirates on the darkweb.
You can get in on the fun as well! All you have to do is fight off your family, friends and job and carve out however much time it will take you to run in the opposite direction of them until you are out of sight and earshot. Remember, it doesn’t count if passers by are likely to catcall you, ask for directions, make obnoxious noises or otherwise not leave you alone. And it definitely doesn’t count if you can be hassled by your friends or loved ones.