Do you run in fear this time of year as the flocks of transient visitors hiss menacingly and refuse to budge despite your attempts to play nice? Do you skip your mid-run gel because they’re begging threateningly and you accidentally made eye contact with their black, soul-less gaze? Have you resorted to changing your routes or carrying repellent on your runs to avoid an actual physical confrontation?
It’s time to take back our parks.
We are excited to announce the first annual SaltyValu™ Canada Goose 5k. The Goose is a virtual, bibless race that will take place Saturday, June 31. Main participation will be in Columbus, Ohio, with simultaneous sister races popping up all over the g*d* country, wherever Canada Geese have staked their spring-time claim. This is no wild goose chase, our mission is clear: We will reclaim our bike paths and pond-side trails from this non-native, alien species!